Blame Coolie - Joey Cool

Good, oh there’s Joey Cool’s over here with the zippo man

Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh-aw-aw-oh

Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh-aw-aw-oh

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Hi, it’s nice to meet you, I’m Coolie, you never heard of me?

Well, it’s time that we get acquainted

And I’m assuming you prolly was never victim to Swanky Sinatra

I know if we’re taking it farther, I’m here to make you an offer

Imagine having these savage animals make you a martyr

Finna collapse in the avalanche, you created your order

Build an elaborate adamant

Make a statement to offer all of my services

I can get you refurbished don’t be so nervous homie

So if you wake up in the morning and your woman got an attitude,

starting a fight

Blame Coolie

I’m being honest, take your problem, put me on it

Have the best fucking night of your life

Blame Coolie

You leaving evidence before she let it settle in

Claiming all your niggas is trife

Blame Coolie

Shit hit the fan and you try’na make it right

Grab your nuts and take control of your life

Blame Coolie

Hi, it’s nice to meet you, I’m Coolie, you never heard of me?

Well, it’s time that we get acquainted, I know the comfortable bubble

I know your pictures is painted

You wanna stay out of trouble

I take your placement at arraignment

I be your voice of the heathens

I’m like the angel and Satan

On separate shoulders, I know it

I know the reason for hating

I know it seems like it’s over

But you can keep having faith if you find somebody like Taven

To place your problems and blame 'em

You gotta keep up the image

Gotta keep up the appearance

I’ma make sure you got it

I won’t let it diminish

Testimony from one and only, come on if you timid

Take control of your life, tell 'em I fucking did it

Tell 'em I made you do it, tell 'em you don’t remember

I was here to test you, tell 'em I’m an enigma

You could come up with stories about it

I keep it zipped up, it’s something you gotta worry about

It’s Coolie my nigga, just tell 'em Coolie my nigga

So if you wake up in the morning and your woman got an attitude,

starting a fight

Blame Coolie

I’m being honest, take your problem, put me on it

Have the best fucking night of your life

Blame Coolie

You leaving evidence before she let it settle in

Claiming all your niggas is trife

Blame Coolie

Shit hit the fan and you try’na make it right

Grab your nuts and take control of your life

Blame Coolie

Babe, I was out with Joey, we were drinking

Babe I couldn’t tell you, I don’t know what I was thinking

And I know you don’t like it when I’m with him, got your reasons

And I won’t understand 'em, baby, that’s us every weekend

Always with a bunch of women like he loves to be a heathen

Babe you know that I’m a Satan, I don’t wanna play with demons

We was at this titty club and you know Joey baby stumbled in

All his friends are crazy, all I thought about was cuddlin'

He’s a bad influence baby, knows that we been strugglin'

Babe it’s all just fun and I don’t really want to fuck with them

But I know Joey needs me so I’m feeling like I’m stuck with 'em

He’s really so destructive, ruins everything that touches him

Yo I’m the type to be whatever anybody need of me

I’m a Libra so I know the scales were never evenly

Distributed, and if you’re innocent, you start defending beef

On social media, your lady, family, tell 'em it was me

Yeah

So if you wake up in the morning and your woman got an attitude,

starting a fight

Blame Coolie

I’m being honest, take your problem, put me on it

Have the best fucking night of your life

Blame Coolie

You leaving evidence before she let it settle in

Claiming all your niggas is trife

Blame Coolie

Shit hit the fan and you try’na make it right

Grab your nuts and take control of your life

Blame Coolie

Ha-ha

Put that shit on me

I got you