Linda Goes To Mars - John Prine

I just found out yesterday that linda goes to mars

Every time I sit and look at pictures of used cars

Shell turn on her radio and sit down in her chair

And look at me across the room, as if I wasnt there

Oh my stars!

my lindas gone to mars

Well I wish she wouldnt leave me here alone

Oh my stars!

my lindas gone to mars

Well, I wonder if shed bring me something home.

Something, somewhere, somehow took my linda by the hand

And secretly decoded our sacred wedding band

For when the moon shines down up on our happy, humble home

Her inner space gets tortured by some outer space unknown.

Repeat chorus:

Now I aint seen no saucers cept the ones upon the shelf

And if I ever seen one Id keep it to myself

For if theres life out there somewhere beyond this life on earth

Then linda must have gone out there and got her moneys worth.

Repeat chorus:

Yeah, I wonder if shed bring me something home.