Ugly Child - Johnny Mercer

You’re so pretty, Oh!

so pretty

You’re some pretty doll

You’ve got the kind of eyes that seem to talk

They make me get so nervous that I have to walk

Oh!

I love you, how I love you

More and more each day

You’ve got some smile, you’re pretty too

Ive got a million dollars that I’ll spend on you

'Cause you’re so pretty, oh!

o pretty

You’re some pretty doll

Now that’s the way my folks would always sing to me

When I was just a blossom on my family tree

But when I got around to datin' my first chick

This is what she said, an' did she spread it thick

Hey!

You’re ugly, oh!

so ugly

You’re some ugly chile

The clothes you wear are not in style

You look like an ape every time you smile

How I hate you, you alligator bait, you

Why don’t you lay down and die

How I hate you, you alligator bait, you

An' here’s the reason why

You’re knock kneed, pigeon toed, box ankled

You’re big foot, barefoot slue footed too

How’d they ever get a pair of shoes on you

Your short and squatty, just nobody

You’re some Ugly Chile

What a joke on your family when along comes you

You’re dippy, dappy, hey!

slap happy

You’re some Ugly Chile!