That's Not Very Texas of You - Jon Wolfe

You’re going forty five in a seventy

You know I tried to pass a time or two

Hey, that’s why we got that shoulder

You gotta move that caddy over

That’s not very Texas of you

You ordered up a cosmo in a honky tonk

You don’t even know one George Strait tune

Never heard of amarillo and you hate armadillos

Well that’s not very Texas of you

Maybe you’re from some big ol' city

Where the air and the attitudes are gritty

You don’t own wranglers, or a pair of cowboy boots

Well that’s not very Texas of you

If you can’t take the hot in jalepeno

You don’t care that the bonnets here are blue

You won’t get up in a saddle, help us drive those cattle

Well that’s not very Texas of you

Maybe you’re from some big ol' city

Where the air and the attitudes are gritty

You don’t own wranglers, or a pair of cowboy boots

Well that’s not very Texas of you

You could try to be a little more lonestar

Think a little bigger, not so small

Tip a stetson hat, and say yes ma’am

It’ll sound better in a southern drawl y’all

Not everybody’s born to be a cowboy

Believe me, I’m not trying to be rude

But before I let you go I just thought that you should know

That’s why we got that shoulder

So move that caddy over

You never heard of amarillo

And you hate armadillos

You don’t like the beans barbecue

Well that’s not very Texas

Well that’s not very Texas of you