What Not To Do - Judah Kelly

Well I was sitting at the bar

Happy Owl, working on my 3rd whiskey sal

Bartender said, «Son ive gotta ask

What your drowning there in that glass

I’m here to help ya if I can if its a woman you’re on your own man

Cause I’ve been

Heart broke

Strung out

Bombed out

Hung out on the line

Gone from hero to zero at least 100 times

I can’t tell what it takes to make that pretty little thing to fall in love

with you

I can tell you what not to do

Show you a couple of my own wrong moves

Yeah I could tell you a thing or two

About what not to do

If you wanna burn a bridge down till' its ash

Bet on a horse that comes in last

Playing a sad song on the guitar

Well then your sitting in the perfect bar

(Bridge)

But if its love on the line

My advice is don’t take mine

Cause I’ve been

Heart broke

Strung out

Bombed out

Hung out on the line

Gone from Superman to no man’s land in no time

I can’t tell what it takes to make that pretty little thing to fall in love

with you

I can tell you what not to do

Show you a couple of my own wrong moves

Yeah I could tell you a thing or two

About what not to do

(Bridge)

I’ve been good to go

Blown up in smoke and back again

So if you’ve got love

You can’t lose I don’t know what to tell you

I’ve been

Heart broke

Strung out

Bombed out

Hung out on the line

Gone from VIP to Sailor V 100 damn times

I can’t tell what it takes to make that pretty little thing to fall in love

with you

I can tell you what not to do

Show you a couple of my own wrong moves

Yeah I could tell you a thing or two

About what not to do"