Old Fashioned Gal - Kat Edmonson

In a high-tech-driven marketplace

Of communications and aerospace

Are you seeking something far less complicated?

If modern day advancements do not seem to you enhancements

But instead abstruse and often overrated

Are you tired of being assailed by barrages of emails

And are pop-up ads destroying your morale?

Well then look no further brother

We were destined for each other

I’m and old fashioned gal

Is it often when you dine that you’re also apt to whine

How you wished the spot had not a television?

The jokes your date was telling that ensued such LOL-ing

Weren’t exactly what you’re hoping heart envisioned

If you would care to dance but refrain for fear of chance

That what they may play might hurt your ear canal,

Find this dating site too sleazy?

Contact me direct, I’m easy!

I’m an old fashioned gal.

Bring bring me a good old fashioned telephone

One inextricably connected to a wall

Oh why be a slave to my telephone?

And God forbid that I should miss a single call or text or notification!

All the old ways of relating, making friends or even mating

Now are taking place in virtual locales.

Just come over!

Let’s play records.

How about a game of checkers?

I’m an old fashioned, I want to be romanced like an old fashioned,

Old fashioned gal.