The Student - Kayak

So you want to be a student at the university

Here in Montpelier to get yourself a fine degree

We can make you a doctor just as long as you will see

We’re in charge we run the show

We’ll teach you all you need to know

And more

We’ve been told you know the name of each and every star

But remember, boy, that will not get you very far

So don’t waste our time and yours, no matter who you are

We’re the boss, we set the rules

Yes we make wise men out of fools

Or worse

But if you think it’s all a game

And if you think you really being clever

And if you think those books are all the same

We can only tell you that you never ever

Be a proper student at the university

Here in Montpellier and get yourself a fine degree

Never be a doctor if you refuse to see

We’re in charge we run the show

We’ll teach you all you need to know

No more