Triple Crown - Kevin Fowler

So bartender set me up with the triple crown

Double ain’t enough when I’m feelin' this down

I’ll celebrate the misfortune I’ve found

With my own version of the triple crown

Well I’d gone to the racetrack to place my bet

Saw my Ex-Wife and her new boyfriend

Layin' down some money on the long-shot horse

Using her alimony from our divorce

I won some money at the Preakness and the Belmont Stakes

The Kentucky Derby was the very next race

Put it all on «Lucky In Love»

He stumbled at the gate and he never got up

So bartender set me up with the triple crown

Double ain’t enough when I’m feelin' this down

I’ll celebrate the misfortune I’ve found

With my own version of the triple crown

When It comes to the ponies I can pick 'em pretty well

But if you’re bettin' on a woman, son you never can tell

Think you got a winner that’ll stay in the race

And you find yourself settlin' for second place

So bartender set me up with the triple crown

Double ain’t enough when I’m feelin' this down

I’ll celebrate the misfortune I’ve found

With my own version of the triple crown