Endicott - Kid Creole And The Coconuts

Endicott’s up by 5 o’clock

Endicott’s givin' it all he got

Endicott’s job is six to nine

Endicott’s home by 9:05

Endicott helps to cook the steak

Endicott helps to wash the plates

Endicott puts the kids to bed

Endicott reads a book to them

Why can’t you be like Endicott?

Endicott loves Tribena so

Endicott put her on a pedestal

Endicott’s wish is her command but

Endicott don’t make no demands

Endicott’s always back in time

Endicott’s not the cheatin' kind

Endicott’s full of compliment

Endicott’s such a gentleman

Why can’t you be like Endicott?

'Cause I’m free

Free of any made-to-order liabilities

Thank God, I’m free

'Cause it’s hard enough for me to take care of me, oh, oh

Endicott’s carryin' a heavy load but

Endicott never really ever moans

Endicott’s not a wealthy guy but

Endicott pays the bills on time

Endicott’s got ideas and plans

Endicott’s what you call a real man

Endicott always will provide 'cause

Endicott is the family type

Why can’t you be like Endicott?

'Cause I’m free

Freer than a pirate on a frigate out at sea

Thank God, I’m free

Driftin' all around just like a tumbleweed, oh, oh

Maybe I need me someone, someone who isn’t undone

Maybe an older woman will tolerate me

Maybe that certain someone, older and wiser woman

Maybe the perfect someone to satisfy me for sure

Endicott keeps his body clean

Endicott don’t use nicotine

Endicott don’t drink alcohol

Endicott use no drug at all

Endicott don’t eat any sweet

Endicott don’t eat piggy feet

Endicott’s frame is mighty strong

Endicott make love hard and long

Why can’t you be like Endicott?

Endicott loves Tribena so

Endicott walks her to the sto'

Endicott likes to hold her hand

Endicott’s proud to be her man

Endicott stands for decency

Endicott means formality

Endicott’s the epitome

Endicott stands for quality

Endicott

Endicott

Endicott

Endicott

Endicott

Endicott

Endicott

Endicott

I’ll never be

I’ll never be like Endicott

I’ll never be

I’ll never be like Endicott

No Endicott in me

Ease up, ease up, ease up

Ease up, ease up

Pass on it, baby

Don’t mean maybe

Ease up, ease up, ease up

Ease up, ease up

Pass on it, baby

Don’t mean maybe

I’ll never be

I’ll never be like Endicott

No Endicott in me