Eastmann's Cure - King Diamond

It was in the local paper:

«We will cure your every phobia

At Devil Lake Sanitarium

We will make you feel you’re right at home»

No more sleepless night, No more unpleasant sight

We can recreate paradise

And you don’t even have to sacrifice a thing

It only took about a minute’s time

For poor old Harry to make up his mind

So he headed for Devil Lake

Knowing doctores were awaiting him

No more sleepless night, No more unpleasant sight

We can recreate paradise

And you don’t even have to sacrifice a thing

«My name is Harry and I am from the country side

I’m looking for a doctor, Eastman is his name»

«We welcome you with open arms

We’ve all been looking forward to having you here,'

At Devil Lake Sanitarium

You must always sign a special paper first»

«I will sign anything just to get rid of my fears

I just want to live a life, where do you want me to sign?»

«Right here on the dotted line

This will give me the freedom I need for you

At Devil Lake Sanitarium

You know we are the very best at what we do…

OH YES!»

Now that we have got his signature

I think it’s time to start the Eastmann Cure

So put him in the straight

I think Room 17 is still our whitest room

No more sleepless night, No more unpleasant sight

We can recreate paradise

And you don’t even have to sacrifice a thing