Teabagged -

Teabagging, it’s what I gotta do

It’s not like I’m desperate to put my junk on you

I’m just sick of losing and dying all the time

Teabagging, cause I’m killed by little kids

I get so frustrated cause I can never win

So when I finally kill one I want them to never forget…

I’ve only got a moment for this embrace

When you can see my squating on your stupid little face

And I know that you’ll respawn in time

But for now your carcass is all mine

I’m ignoring all the rifle fire over my head

But if I cop a victory squat then it’s cool if I am dead

Because I know that in a second you’ll find me again…

Then I’ll be getting TEABAGGED!

Teabagged!

Teabagged, oh no, oh yea!

Teabagging, it’s not like I am proud

It’s just a result of not running with the crowd

I remember controllers with less buttons than my TV remote

Teabagging, not like when we were young

Back in the day we just played and played for fun

Now it’s cussing and yelling and sniping you fellow man

I’ve only got a moment for this embrace

When you can see my squating on your stupid little face

And I know that you’ll respawn in time

But for now your carcass is all mine

I’m ignoring all the rifle fire over my head

But if I cop a victory squat then it’s cool if I am dead

Because I know that in a second you’ll find me again…

Then I’ll be getting TEABAGGED!

Teabagged, oh no, oh yea!

The world is getting teabagged

The universe is teabagged

Interplanetary teabagged

Metaphysically teabagged

Teabagging, it’s what I gotta do

It’s not like I’m desperate to put my junk on you

It’s not my invention it’s more just a sign of the times