Tashan... - Kool Keith

Yeah, Tashan Dorrsett

You know it

You don’t wanna mess with the pampered kid

Pissy Huggy wets wet up your car seat

Dude I do best, Dougie East

Call me the rugrat urinater, Dougie West

I could be your nightmare, defecate with the diapers

Super baby with the Enfamil formula

Defecate on top of your chest, woman warm up the bottle

With titty milk in the El Dorado

The Fisher Price rattle’s my motto, ride the Tonka truck

Down to stay in your area, drop a used diaper on your vocals

You other marshmellow head kids don’t wanna play, in my area

Break the toys, that thought they was tough

Pull the face off the Scottish Terrier, the merrier

Tashan Dorrsett.

All the ladies get wet

Back and forth (back and forth)

Y’all feel the pet

Tashan Dorrsett (Tashan Dorrsett)

All the ladies get wet

Back and forth (back and forth)

Y’all feel the pet

Merry Christmas, I’ve been a psycho little infant

There’s nothing for me under the tree

Just milk and PediaLite, with pedia hype

Pullin bowls from the under the sink

Climb out the crib and smack you if you turn out the light

Pour my apple juice all over your DAT

And pee on top of your Neumann mic

My babysitter ain’t home, I’ma show you my ass tonight

Get into the department store, with other kids Kay*Bee Toys

Old people, they can’t catch us

We gotta run fast tonight

Don’t let me do this at the worst tonight

A tantrum jackass I curse at you, bubblegum packed

In my mouth like a baseball player

Puttin lollipops in the DVD machine

I work at upsettin, follow me around the house

Crawl across your face, to vomit on your neck

My bib is gone, I get atomic on your neck

Slobber on your forehead

Cut the lights off, I still won’t go to bed

You can’t figure it out

The day when when I pulled out the pots and pans

For super talent and secret skill

You never find out, how I got out the playpen

Spit Carnation, your black pants again

I’m worser than Ken

I’ll punch him in the stomach and he’s 10

Other children walkin away

Don’t have to be my friend

Tashan Dorrsett