Midnight - Kramer

Midnight is creeping up on us

I wish that someone could show us

Secrets like Comedy tell us

How to be funny yet serious

I never learned how to communicate

So I only know how to irritate

Girls think I’m ugly and they throw up

Boys want to kill me or beat me up

I want to go home now

To my Mother — How Freudian!

I want to die just like GG

And go to Heaven — How Jungian!

I know I could learn a thing or two

This song is full of cliches it’s true

But I know that every word leads to you

So can’t you stop asking me why I’m so blue

Women walk by and I covet them

How can I make that mistake again?

Jesus said things that we should never do

But he never slept on the floor next to you

I wanna go now

Go somewhere, But I don’t know

I don’t wanna sing anymore so I’ll stop now

And fade OUT!

Sorry I lied about fading out

Just like the politicians you read about

Why don’t we try it the Roman Way

Fiddling around till our world burns away