Poisonous Love - Kristin Chenoweth, Jermaine Clement, Jemaine Clement

My darling, while you sleep, all is well

We are friends and that’s swell

But the truth is that I have a secret to tell

I love you

People say it’s wrong, it’s absurd

That a frog and a bird are in love

But I know in my heart

This was so meant to be

If only we could hug and could kiss

It’d be heavenly bliss

But your lungs would explode

And you’d look just like this

And you’d gag

With your face turning blue

Eww

But, darling, I’ll protect you

I will, don’t worry, just chill

'Cause there isn’t a bird

That I wouldn’t kill

For you

Can’t you see

We were destined to be?

For we have love (Love)

Poisonous love (Love)

And although, yes

I know that you can’t hold me

(Feel me close now)

Your loving wings enfold me

Fate told me

Love

Poisonous love (Love)

Standing here

You’re so near

And yet

So far

(Like a star)

Here we are

(Where?)

What to do?

(To do)

Oh, poo…

You’re my Romeo I’m Juliet

We’re so perfect, and yet

If we touch, not by much

Still on all you can bet

It’s goodbye

And I’ll cry

As you die

From our poisonous love