Garf - Lambchop

Well I could be a boy

Without hair in the country

Relaxed and wild

Running down by the creek

Catching those crayfish

And being kinda frightened

But mostly just in awe

Of them mighty crab claws

(now I’m glad I do)

I’ve wasted

(the way that we’re leaving the way that we go)

All my free time

(our lives are better left to chance)

And I’ve worried

(…pain that… I had to miss the dance)

Just as most kids are of my age

I could be home

With a beer and a movie

Straighten my back

And raping my lungs

While completely maintaining

My absolute innocence

My absolute innocence at all times

And I looked at jewelry

(now I’m glad I do)

For your little finger

(the way that we’re leaving the way that we go)

It’s so skinny

(our lives are better left to chance)

I can hardly believe you

(…pain that… I had to miss the dance)

I could be standing

For what seems like hours

Shifting my weight

From one foot to another

While watching live music

With the earplugs on

Our nice conversation

Is becoming quite loud

And I’m weary

(now I’m glad…)

Of your ugly pop culture

(the way that we’re leaving the way that we go)

You’re so pretty

(our lives are better left to chance)

Standing beside the desk

(…pain that… I had to miss the dance)

And I could be sitting

By the telephone tomorrow

To receive a call

By the overweight Garth Brooks

Who would then try to offer me

Like a hundred thousand dollars

Just for me to go the fuck away

And he’s waiting

For my kind of reply

I am serious

I couldn’t leave you if I tried