Shapes and Sizes - Language Arts

Debug the systems

Drive-through thoughts

Pick up the cake for the holiday

Understanding thick accents

Over-stepping the dots

Your paper makes you look so scholarly

You can pay people to write your essays

You can pay them to take your tests

Wrap yourself around my neck

How many degrees can you collect?

I don’t choose that way

I’ve got my paper and it doesn’t matter what it says

I won’t cube myself in the hallway

And cry shapes and sizes

If I marry you

Will I have to carry your weight

With a down payment?

If I carry your babe

Will I be a complaint

Or your estate -estate statement?

Will you be in the #1 Dad race

With a brief case

Just to provide the space?

Will I become a cliche?

I can’t stand the sound it makes