Miss Teen USA - Latin Quarter

Miss Teen USA South Carolina

Had something to say in her pearls and eye-liner

Something to say to the world out there

The world beyond Charleston, a world full of care

But the words wouldn’t work, they were badly behaved

And her something to say just couldn’t be saved.

Miss Teen USA, South Carolina

In a gingham bikini, a long way from China

Stamps her neat foot to wake up the U.S.

And takes up her sword, the pageant princess

Then the words start to fall, into places they fit

And a crowd gathers round, all lickety-spit

They have pride on their minds and taxes to kill

And they’re taking their anger to Capitol Hill

Miss Teen USA, South Carolina

Won’t take out the trash or work in a diner

She leads from the front in her dream to restore

What she dreams that her country enjoyed years before

And the words start to whip, and the crowds starts to shriek

‘Health care and welfare, it just makes us weak'

And they’re sure of their maker, and sure of their rights

They have Gabrielle Giffords trained in their sights

And spare me the law-suit, spare the sermon

There’s always a crowd behind every lone gunman.

In the land of the free, nothing is finer

Than a stumbling speech from Miss Teen USA, South Carolina