My Ding-a-Ling - Leaders Of The New School

Yo, mom, I’m gonna go watch some cartoons

Ok Wilmur, throw a rock, threw well

Rope pulls you up, into window

Wild out, ok, woo woo?

Throw a rock!

That’s the answer!

I ring a bell from hell, I make a devil go to class

Tell the old people goodie, that it’s a preacher without a pass

Loose the I went, make the I vent

Blow up a hole through a P.A., I smash it (Bam!)

Like a bam-bam god damn

Double dunk, feel the funk of a super slam

I scored a hit, and when it hits

You wanna flip, and do some flips and take tricks

But stop, now get that out your mind

But it’s mine, so it’s mine for the time that I rhyme and sing

Come on, My ding-a-ling, huh, my ding-a-ling

A brain is full, but a skull is empty

So how many people out there have ding-a-ling, a-ling

(Bring-a-linga-ling)

Now I sing (My ding-a-ling, huh, my ding-a-ling)

They call me a weirdo, a one man poncho

But I’m just dink, I want a ding-a-ling-ego

Making no sense, nonsense, incense

Innocence, nonsense is no sense

What should I do about a comet?

Chew on a steak, drink a V8 and vomit?

(No!)

Best on the ball pit, I’m on a flip tip

So many eras, so I send 'em on a quick trip

They grip and grab, but I dip and dab

Like a yellow cat man 'cause I skip the tab

Of a thought, a rhyme sort, or thing

On the uppity-up, the ding-a-ling you sing

Because you know what’s yours, and yours is yours

Some like 9 to 5's, I like toys

If I’m not a win, then when is now?

Somehow, anyhow, this is how you sing

(My ding-a-ling, huh, my ding-a-ling

A brain is full, but a skull is empty

So how many people out there have ding-a-ling, a-ling

(Bring-a-linga-ling)

Now I sing (My ding-a-ling, huh, my ding-a-ling)

I use words with trained verbs to get my point across

(Word is born) Yeah I hope, so is yours (Bass)

So now I put a ding-dong-ding-a-ling

Ring on or sing along, get a pontoon (Pop!)

99 red ballons go by, but for the 90's one replied

With a pop of his own, to give a bang for the gang

'Cause she’s sure to loose something

To let you all know or hang

Like a bat, not a black cat, I wore this not that

Double dutch, want a crutch may at first seem whack

But hey, what you say, you might as well bring

(Come off, come off, come off)

(My ding-a-ling, huh, my ding-a-ling

A brain is full, but a skull is empty

So how many people out there have ding-a-ling, a-ling

(Bring-a-linga-ling)

Now I sing (My ding-a-ling, huh, my ding-a-ling, come on)

My ding-a-ling, huh, my ding-a-ling (Everybody!)

My ding-a-ling, come on, my ding-a-ling, huh

My ding-a-ling, yeah, my ding-a-ling, huh

My ding-a-ling, yeah, my ding-a-ling, come on

My ding-a-ling, yeah, my ding-a-ling, huh