Upper Middle Class White Trash - Lee Brice

I just got off of work at 5

Drivin' that old van I drive

Overalls and dirty boots

But Uncle Bill needed a funeral suit

So when I walked in that fancy store

Well they looked at me like I was poor

But a wad of hundred dollar bills caused a stir

It went from ‽don't take checks†to ‽right away, yes sir!â€

Upper middle class white trash

My pockets can’t hold all my cash

'Cause one day I stopped to pee

Got some gas and won the lottery

Now I’m investin' in my neighborhood

My friends and family, they’re all livin' pretty good!

My trailer park’s full of Cadillacs

And upper middle class white trash

Well I got my homeboy Chris a brand new shop

For all those cars on cinder blocks

And cousin Charlie, well he thinks it’s cool

To keep a large mouth bass in his new swimmin' pool

I had a birthday party for mama last night

In her ninety and a half foot triple-wide

You ain’t seen nothin' if you ain’t seen

NASCAR on a sixty inch plasma screen

Upper middle class white trash

My pockets can’t hold all my cash

'Cause one day I stopped to pee

Got some gas and won the lottery

Now I’m investin' in my neighborhood

My friends and family, they’re all livin' pretty good!

My trailer park’s full of Cadillacs

And upper middle class white trash

We’re buyin' chicken wings by the bucket!

We can’t eat 'em all, we just say 'chuck it'

All the Miller Light you can handle

A hundred and fifty-seven movie channels

Upper middle class white trash

Our pockets can’t hold all our cash

'Cause one day I just had to pee

Got some gas and won the lottery

Now I’m investin' in my neighborhood

My friends and family, they’re all livin' pretty dag gum good!

My trailer park’s full of Cadillacs

And upper middle class white trash

So pop a top, sit back and relax

All you upper middle class white trash

Ha ha ha