You Can't Tell Errol Anything - Les Claypool

Now Errol’s a smart boy who delivered big weed

Says that he could get you all that you may ever need

He got careless and filled his face with greed

20 pounds past the limit, 20 miles over the speed

Errol always said he was the jack-of-all-trades

He’d work on damn near anything just as long as he’s paid

You got a project and he’s quick to your aid

Just don’t bitch about the service or critique the grade

'Cause you can’t tell Errol anything

'Cause Errol knows everything

Now Errol plays music whenever he can

He and some friends went and started a prog-rock band

And when the wouldn’t always adhere to his plan

He grabbed up his PA and like a bastard he ran

Now Errol claims his business was fully legit

And he swore up and down that he’d never get bit

But now incarceration has forced him to quit

'Cause Errol the smart boy wouldn’t listen for shit

You can’t tell Errol anything

'Cause Errol thinks he knows everything