Dragon Lady - Leslie West

I got some satisfaction from lifting up your dress

A slap in the face is worth a hundred words

When I open my eyes again I expect that you’ll be gone

But you always do what I expect

I’m stopping everything, making fun of myself

Drinking lipstick, tipping bookshelves

Ripping up words that I thought were important

Maybe that’ll blow the window open

Everything I say is a stupid lie

I won’t tell the truth even when I die

I’ll pick myself to pieces 'til the end of time

Then I’ll glue them back together in a stupid rhyme, yeah yeah

There’s a story of a girl so sleepy, she could not be roused

She was kissed by pigs and doctors all over the land

The birds in the trees came down and landed in her hair

They built a nest and the little birdies hatched it there

Teach me something, rip out my hair

Send me flying through the air

Do something why don’t you, fuck it, do something

I’m so bored I sleep…

Why don’t you go out and talk some shit

Stand up kick 'em all in the family jewels

We’ll watch them as their guts unfold

Then we’ll rob a 7−11 and hit the road

I can be quiet or I can be loud

Anything to make my daddy proud

We’ll take hostages make demands

Set fire to all our best laid plans

We’ll assemble volatile explosive devices

Sell them for exorbitant prices

Purchase an aircraft learn to fly

Run out of gas while we’re in the sky

Automatic pilot and x-ray spex

We were kissing in the cockpit when the airplane wrecked

Everything I say is a stupid lie

I won’t tell the truth even when I die

I’ll pick myself to pieces 'til the end of time

Then I’ll glue them back together in a stupid rhyme, yeah yeah