Hannibal Interlude - Lil Dicky, Hannibal Buress

And now a message from Hannibal Buress

Blaa, uh, sorry, sorry

And now a message from Hannibal Buress

Aye, mane, I’m fucking with this shit.

It’s good to listen to a professional

rapper for once, but Lil Dicky is a horrible rap name.

That’s some weird shit;

you got grown men having to call you Lil Dicky in the streets like «Aye,

what’s up Lil Dicky.

Bars man, you be spittin' bars».

That’s real

inconsiderate for you to make that your rap name and it’s probably — Is that

the worst rap name?

I saw a dude named Hogman, The Intruder, no,

I just made that up, but it’s it’s not the worst rap name I’ve heard at all,

man

Here’s some tips if you rappers wanna be more professional:

First of all, stop rappin' over your own vocals at your concert.

Clear your goddamn instrumental and rap over it, I don’t wanna hear you

rappin' over your raps, muthafuckas.

Also, stop have thirty five people on

stage — who are these people?!

Are you travelin' with these people or did you

hire them locally?

Did you pay for their travel?

Get all of those muthafuckas

off of the stage.

It’s confusing.

I don’t like it.

You can’t do that at other

jobs.

You can’t be an accountant like «Hey I’m about to do your taxes,

here’s my thirty friends just standin' around doing nothing while I do your

taxes»;

fuck outta here

Also, stop talkin' 'bout the same shit.

I don’t think you have a fresh take on

havin' money.

I’m tired of hearing about it, I don’t, I don’t think it’s

interesting.

These muthafuckas need to mix it up.

I think I’ve heard every

perspective on havin' money or I used to have money and I oh I got money,

I didn’t have money, I got more money than you’ll ever get, I never thought I

would get this much money, I had money now I’m getting more money.

Stop getting soo many chains.

You don’t need that many chains — you only need

one chain.

Or if you’re 2 Chainz, you can have two chains, but not more than

that