Work (Paid for That?) - Lil Dicky

My own boss

Work

Last year I was taking them notes, ayy (Notes)

Conference room every day is the woes

Last year at work

I was irked, I was irked

Tryna figure out them ad buys

This year at work

I been drinking with some black guys

Hey I done came up (Sho' nuff)

Like, last year at work

I’m like oh, that’s my boss, she a bitch

She know this

She lookin' at me every day like «Dave, where you going?»

I’m looking back like, «Hoe» (I hate your demeanor)

«To print some shit» but you don’t even know

Now look what happened, now who rapping?

Now at work I ask to look at bitches' titties then this happens (Work)

Titties looking back at me like «Dicky, boy, what’s cracking?»

I look back at titties like «I need a sec, I’m rappin'»

Titties looking back at me like, «take your time, you snappin'»

I’m like, «woo, I’m getting paid for that?»

I’m getting paid for that?

Nah, I’m getting paid for that?

I’m getting paid for that?

Nah, I’m getting paid for that?

(All of these hoes been on me

I’ll never go back homie)

Homie last week I was up in Miami (Great weather)

Got paid to chill in the club

Literally, chilling, like not even rapping

I think I did a good job

Sat there on Twitter, my new correspondence

Is going through all of these wonderful compliments

Used to be scrutinizing all these documents

Now when I sign off on something, it’s body parts

Titty, booty, macking a cutie

Got her back in the back of the room of the venue cause she copped that meet

and greet

I got them going down in their prime like Aaliyah be

Used to post up, on time, no brakes

Now the Burd post up on the vine, no grapes

Used to have to swallow all the pride

Had to piss out the slacks of the sack in the sweats every day

Used to buy brands, now the brands pay Dave

Like, I just got a box of Pumas, cause they think I’m cool

Watch me mention StarKist Tuna, watch my fridge get full

I used to sit and wait for Friday

But now my whole week like a Friday

I’m getting paid for that?

Nah, I’m getting paid for that?

I’m getting paid for that?

Nah, I’m getting paid for that?

(All of these hoes been on me

I’ll never go back homie)

Last year I’m stuck up doing shit up in a cubicle

They tell me what to do, I’m thinking «fuck that shit»

But y’all, I couldn’t tell them what the fuck I’m thinking

Now they’re paying just to listen to this shit, I got up on my lid

Got three or four bitches who 'bout to get the fourth down

That’s a first, I remember when what lunch I picked was all I get

My bitch make that coffee, now only boss me around when we fuck (Ayy)

Was missing college but now they bringing me back, it’s still fun (Yeah)

God damn Dicky, you too old to be fucking all these kids

Yeah, I know, but if you can rap, it’s a lot less creepy though

I’m smoking weed in public, but it never seem to matter

Dump a bottle of water on your clothes and you ecstatic

I don’t ever have to set alarms, I wake up supernatural (Work, work, work)

I can grab a bitch’s hand and she will scream «you so attractive»

How did this happen?

I’m getting paid for that?

Nah, I’m getting paid for that?

I’m getting paid for that?

Nah, I’m getting paid for that?

(All of these hoes been on me

I’ll never go back homie)

I used to be up in Excel every day with a bitch (Very proficient)

Now I just suck on my dick, suck on my own dick, man

I suck on my own dick, every rapper do it

Just a thing, an inside thing I learned

It’s absurd, it’s like, I’m in the industry now, so, I’m seeing shit

Every rapper suck they own dick, it’s not just me

Swear to God on the Bible

I don’t believe in the bible though, so I made the whole thing up

Did you believe for a minute that the whole rap game suck their own dick?

I hope not.

That would be… an exaggeration

I don’t think anybody else sucks their own dick

I also don’t suck mine, it was a clear joke

Like i don’t think people need to be homophobic about that

Nor is there anything wrong with gay people

I don’t know like what I can or cannot say at this point

Like what can I say?

Here’s what I can say

Is that on the note of swearing on bible

It’s crazy to me that like our whole country is run off like principles of

religion

I probably shouldn’t say that either but it’s like crazy

Like a president couldn’t be elected unless he was like an outgoing Christian

This seems like such a… You know like in 200 years no one’s gonna be thinking

that way

It’s just gonna become an antiquated line of thinking

Kind of like how you look back at slavery now

Definitely can’t say that, delete that last part

But it’s the same you know what I mean like people

Ah, whatever