Rehab - Loer Velocity, cvees, E-Dot

My name

Is E-Dot.

I’m an addict, I’m an older cat

Started in the womb with momma smoking

Crack.

First taste of the reefer, I couldn’t hold me back

Learned to put it in the grind or roll the Dutches

Fat.

I’m addicted to E, but I’m so past

It.

Chop up the lines and watch him blast it

Fuck that.

I’m smoking the chronic until the casket

Duke, cock ‘em.

Short of the money, you get your ass

Kicked, but enough of that.

The Fifties

Bust me with a joint and them motherfuckers want to hold me

Back.

«Look at you.

Know that you’ve be smoking crack

I can see it in his eyes.

He ain’t sober, black»

Smoked some.

My nose numb

But I’m not an addict.

Y’all so dumb

They want to fuck with me and I don’t know why

(Sit down, sit down) Y’all want to blow my high

We need to get

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Loer Velocity: What the hell are you talking about?

Narcotics Anonymous Meeting Leader: This is Narcotics Anonymous.

It’s about weed and you people doing drugs, so what’s, what’s your name, son?

You

Yo, it’s the God Ike

P. Truthfully, people, I like tree

Preferably piff.

When it comes to dubs, cop, like, three

More than a habit, body has a dependency for it

Night to the morning, smoke comes out the mouth of them yawning

If it ain’t chronic, I don’t want it.

Associated with

True burners, bloodstreams the color of Turner’s

Not.

Yo, love to have jokes and shit.

I feel

The day is incomplete without smoking a spliff.

I mean

I eat, handle my business, sleep, and shit.

And after

All that, I still need to burn that spliff

Doesn’t interfere with daily activities in the workplace

Works wonders when you’re receiving top and you squirt face

Why the fuck am I in this place in the first place?

You’re getting hurt if you try to pass me some dirt lace

Everybody in the this room can relate.

I smoke

Buds—so what?

This ain’t helping my case

We need to get

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Narcotics Anonymous Meeting Leader: «So what?»

What do you mean «so what?

«This is helping you out.

Trying to help you out, son.

And, wha-what's your

name?

Well

My name’s Loe Veloc' and I’m a chronic smoker

The South Cali strain of hydroponic toker

«Burn Babyon,» catch-fire soldier

Skilled technician, off-the-knee roller

Right-handed holder with a gangster lean

And sometimes I steam, but don’t hold that against me

I’m here today to say that I’m sober hardly

Paint me purple and call me Barney

I’m stuck on the haze—them clouds can charm me

I’ll damn near spend my last buck on a blaze

One thing I learned from this program is this:

I tend to smoke more when I’m calling it quits

I don’t really think I’m ready, y’all.

I’m being sincere

I knew I should have burned before stepping in here.

I got

It bad.

I’m needing that, starting to shake

Matter of fact, what’s up with that fifteen minute break?

We need to get

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Narcotics Anonymous Meeting Leader: No, no breaks

Loer Velocity: What?

Narcotics Anonymous Meeting Leader: We need to check you out of here

Loer Velocity: Lighten up

Narcotics Anonymous Meeting Leader: Why you wanna smoke?

I’m trying to help you

out.

No breaks.

No breaks.

Let’s, let’s keep going.

What’s your name?

You, you

Yo, how y’all doing?

My name is Swave (What up, yo?)

(What up, Swave?) I’m here ‘cause I got a craving for haze

(Keep calling my name) And what can I say?

I can’t front, yo

I do it every day.

In fact, I just blazed (Get out)

I’m high now.

I know, I know that shit is bad (You fucked up)

But, man, if y’all only saw the shit I had (If you seen it)

It was a bud of that fluffy, green grass (Uh huh)

Make your mouth water.

You could smell it through the bag (Whoo!)

(You got more of that?) Nah, dawg.

That bag is gone.

You heard

Me describe it—thought I was gonna have it that long?

(Nah)

And it was strong, made me cough up, like, half a hung.

By the

Third pull, my ass was done.

Man, listen, I get

Blind, high, stuck, and twisted

Look, I’m addicted.

Fuck it, I admit it (I admit it)

And all this talk of trees is getting me mad

Yo, I’m out, son.

Fuck this rehab, yo

Narcotics Anonymous Meeting Leader: Hey, hey, wait, wait, wait.

Where you going?

Wait, wait, no, no, come on.

Don’t, don’t, don’t take the papers and smoke

with it.

What, wh-wh-wh-what are you doing?

C-c, what you, what you doing?

Swave Sevah: I ain’t trying to be disrespectful, but have a good day,

you nah’mean?

Narcotics Anonymous Meeting Leader: Come on now.

I’m, hey, I’m trying to help

you out

Swave Sevah: I smoke

Ike P: Pipe down or get piped down

Narcotics Anonymous Meeting Leader: Hey, say «no» to drugs

Swave Sevah: Yo, come on, y’all.

I got this

Ike P: He ‘bout to get dropped

Narcotics Anonymous Meeting Leader: Hey, hey, hey, hey, what you,

what you doing?

Don’t smoke it

Swave Sevah: You don’t want to get spit on, man

Narcotics Anonymous Meeting Leader: Hey, I got the right to call the cops on

you guys, OK?

Ike P: Be gone or get peed on

Loer Velocity: Yo!

Yo, can I hear that, though?