Santa Diss Track - Logan Paul

22 Christmases, ain’t heard from you at all

Now maybe 'cause I’m naughty, or maybe 'cause I’m nice

Or maybe 'cause I met Mrs. Claus and hit it twice

Sneakin' down my chimney, homie, that’s a crime

Breakin' in and enterin', you just crossed the line

Got no milk and cookies here, boy, you ain’t ready

Got a two-ton sleigh, yeah, we call it the «Yeti»

And, I heard that you from the North, but, I’m from Ohio (fact)

Christmas around corner, get your merch (link in bio)

«Uh, Logan Paul, you use your songs to plug your merch?»

Yeah, boy, I’m the Maverick, why yo' feelings hurt?

Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh

Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh

Yes I do in church, ooh

Yes, I put in work

Aye!

Who’s that Santa lookin' at?

Take your gifts, and give 'em back!

Maverick merch is where it’s at

Got the hoodie, got the hat

Who’s that Santa lookin' at?

You should drink more milk, nonfat

You should get my new backpack

Throw away that dirty sack

Did you come to mingle or did you come to jingle?

You know, I got that blingle, oh yeah, jingle, lingle, dingle

Hold on, your reindeer’s on my roof, man, you messin' up my shingles

They call me L.P., this my holiday single

Did I mention, I was single?

I’m addictive like a Pringle

Yeah, I’m extra like some sprinkles, educated and bilingual

Oui, je porte le merch, ooh

Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh

Yes I do in church, ooh

Yes, I put in work

Aye!

Who’s that Santa lookin' at?

Take your gifts, and give 'em back!

Maverick merch is where it’s at

Got the hoodie, got the hat

Who’s that Santa lookin' at?

You should drink more milk, nonfat

You should get my new backpack

Throw away that dirty sack

He sees you when you’re sleepin'

Why are you creepin', in my room?

He know’s when you’re awake

Who invited this buffoon?

Why you shaped like a balloon?

Why your life be déjà vu?

Why your gift be so fufu?

Why your e-mail still Yahoo?!

And your elves too!

They got shit to do, let 'em live

Why you play with little kids?

Why you come around my crib?

Why your beard look a squid?

Why only one reindeer lit?!

Why?

Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh

Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh

Yes I do in church, ooh

Yes, I put in work

Aye!

Who’s that Santa lookin' at?

Take your gifts, and give 'em back!

Maverick merch is where it’s at

Got the hoodie, got the hat

Who’s that Santa lookin' at?

You should drink more milk, nonfat

You should get my new backpack

Throw away that dirty sack

Yeah, I’m the new Santa Claus

In fact, I’m Daddy, call me Daddy, Daddy Paul

Yeah, Merry Christmas