A Word From Our Sponsor - Logic

This motherfucker better pick up the God damn phone this time, Jesus Christ

Thank you for calling Rattpack Industries…

Yes, hello…

Where we don’t fuck with anybody (Fuck)

Somebody will be with you momentarily

Jesus man, seriously, Jesus bro, the fuck, bro?

Current wait time is 1 minute

Fuck man, these motherfuckers better not have me waiting all God damn day in

here, Jesus

While you wait, please listen to a word from our sponsors

You know, it’s crazy 'cause it’s two types of motherfuckers

It’s one motherfucker talking about

«Oh Logic’s so slept on, he’s so low key»

Knowing damn well this motherfucker did 135K first week

First fucking week

Then it’s other motherfuckers talking about

«Oh Logic’s blowing up, he getting so big now»

«I don’t want him to blow up on me»

«Oh Logic’s changing»

'Cause he made a turnt ass mixtape

We’re gonna be bumping this shit the whole summer, the fuck?

Current wait time, is 36 minutes

36 minutes?!

It was just a min-, it was just one minute

What the fuck?!

And do y’all not listen to lyrics?

He’s makin' a whole other concept album

That’s fucking insane

This man dropped a project every year, for six years

I mean, I’m not complainin' or no but

Current wait time is 1 hour 40 minutes

What?

One hou-?

What?

What the f-?

This, this is, this is gotta be hands down the fucking worst customer service

of all time, you can just…

This man made a No. 1 album (What?)

Made a mixtape after (My God)

And then he’s making another concept album (This is fuckin' bullshit)

Like his first shit didn’t already go No. 1 (Nobody cares)

This motherfuckers' on a roll (Nobody cares)

This motherfuckers like butter, he’s on a roll, motherfucker

Current wait time (Okay God, thank God) is 16 hours

What the f-?

What?

WHAT THE FUCK?!

And it’s peace, love and positivity

Logic is the only rap concert you can go to and not get shot in the face

Like, this motherfucker actually loves his fans

You name it: Youtube videos, Periscope, Vlogs, Q&A's

This motherfucker does it all

You name it, he does it, the fuck?

What fuckin' rapper does that?

Current wait time (okay) is…

Go, fuck yourself

G-Go fuck

And this motherfucker could solve (WHAT?) seven rubix cubes in a minute?

(Nobody)

Who the fuck do you know can do that?

(This is ridiculous)

No one is available at this time

WHAT?!

I’m gonna let this motherfucker have it!

Please leave a message after the tone…

Oh, hey, hi, Logic, hey, how’s it goin'?

My name’s Mar- Ric- Uhh, my name’s Randy Mardoff

Definitely, uh, never spoken before

I was just calling to say, uh

I just wanted to wish you, ugh, lots of suc- lots of suc- lots of success and

uhm

Maybe sometime we can have some lunch, uh, I don’t know if this is a direct

line to you

But yeah, once again this is, uhm, uhm

Randy Mardoff

Never spoken before

You can call me back, at any time

M-kay

Bye bye

Oh shit…

Fuck…

I didn’t leave my number

I gotta fuckin' call back and deal with this shit again