You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly - Loretta Lynn, Conway Twitty

Conway — Well, you’re the reason I’m ridin' around on big-capped tires

Loretta — And you’re the reason I’m hangin' our clothes outside on wires

Both — And you’re the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'

Oh, but looks ain’t everything

And money ain’t everything

But I love you just the same.

Conway — Well, you’re the reason I changed to beer from soda pop

Loretta — And you’re the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop

Both — And you’re the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'

Oh, but looks ain’t everything

And money ain’t everything

But I love you just the same.

Both — I guess that we won’t ever have, everything we need

'Cause when we get ahead, it’s got a double mouth to feed.

Loretta — And that’s the reason my good looks, and my figure is gone

Conway — And that’s the reason that I ain’t got no hair to comb

Both — And you’re the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'

Oh, but looks ain’t everything

And money ain’t everything

But I love you just the same.

Loretta (speaking) — Conway, why in the devil don’t you go and shave,

or put on clean pair of pants?

Conway (speaking) — But Loretta, look at yourself.

I wish you’d take

them curlers outta your hair and go put on a little

make-up and get outta that housecoat before supper.

Loretta — Well let me tell you somethin' Conway.

Considering everything

that I went through today, I look like a movie star.

Conway — Yeah, Ruth Buzzley.

Loretta — Thank you.

Conway — Besides that, all of our kids took after your part of the family

anyways.

Loretta — Oh they did, huh?

What about the ones that’s bald?

Conway — Well, I guess you could say they took after me…