Intro - Los Amigos Invisibles

S: For the benefit of the Radio Audience.

ignore what you just heard

S: Welcome to the intro for this Los Amigos album

V: Brought to you by the pointless company

S: The same people who brought you the inflatable anchor

V: The solar powered teacake

S: And.

politics

S: Right.

I think.

Before we brainstorm

V: AHHH!

STORM!

BRAIN!

AHHHH!

S: MUST THIS HAPPEN EVERY TIME?!?

V: Sorry I get carried away.

I take things too literally sometimes

S: Anyway.

I think we should first discuss our legions of fans

V: How many are there?

S: I’m not good at estimating, but I’d have to say about 6 billion!

V: So all of 2 people then?

S: Yes.

we used to have fans.

We priced Chris out of the market.

Ben lost all

his money on gambling debts.

And Rachel was a our groupie, but then she heard

us sing

V: Oh.

shame really

S: Maybe we should offer lubricant with our albums to boost sales

V: Bah.

There’s no time for lubricant

S: THERE’S ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT!

S: Anyway.

Back to the brain.

map

V: AHHH MAPS!

S: Sorry sorry!

I forgot your chronic fear of maps.

You can be really stupid

with some of your fears sometimes

V: Excuse me!

Envelopes!

S: AHHHH!

V: Calm down.

Calm down.

We’ll just have to do the spider diagram

S: Yeh.

Good idea.

Who could be scared of spiders?

pfft

V: I also have a fear of axe-wielding maniacs

S: Oh the irrational fears people have

V: Ok.

So what ideas do we got for the album?

S: I was thinking something along the lines of 'Songs about pain' or something

jolly like that

V: How about songs about.

wayne?

S: Songs about spain?

…nah

V: Songs about brains?

…nah

S: Songs about rain?

…nah

V: That’s it!

Songs about trains!

S: That’s it!

Unemployment!

V: No. No. That’s not what I, I

S: Well done Rob.

You get 50% of the profits!

V: Oooo.

What’s 50% of zero?

S: I’ll look it up someday

V: Unemployment it is then… dumbass