Batman And Robin - Love and Theft

I’m Batman, he’s Robin\nIn our cardboard Bat Mobile no one can stop us\nI’m the captain, he’s my little skipper\nWe’re Tom and Huck just floating down the river\nI’m the tall one in all his pictures\nBut not for long, I blink and he gets bigger\nAnd while I’m working, he watches everything I do\nHe hides my tools so he can fix things in his room\nWhat he don’t know is I’m his biggest fan\nAnd he don’t know how much I love my little man\nI ain’t perfect I still got a long, long way to go\nBut I’m his daddy, the star of his show\nI’m the coolest in my big truck\nHe’s Earnhardt of the neighborhood when he rides up front\nIf I promise, he knows I’m gonna\nAnd I’m his hero 'cause I love his mama\nWhat he don’t know is I’m his biggest fan\nAnd he don’t know how much I love my little man\nI ain’t perfect I still got a long, long way to go\nBut I’m his daddy, the star of his show\nWhen he’s crying, I dry his tears\nAnd when he’s scared, he grabs my hand and it all disappears\nAnd if you ask him, I’m the strongest\n'Cause I’m the one that fights the monsters in his closet\nWhat he don’t know is I’m his biggest fan\nAnd he don’t know how much I love my little man\nI ain’t perfect I still got a long, long way to go\nBut I’m his daddy, the star of his show\nYeah I’m his daddy, that’s all he needs to know\nI’m Batman, he’s Robin