Montreal - Low Cut Connie

All my friends got herpes in Montreal

All my friends don’t open their mouths at all

All my friends don’t answer when I call

All my friends make money, after all

I gave conjunctivitis to my guitar

I gave conjunctivitis to my avatar

I gave conjunctivitis to a girl in a bar

I gave conjunctivitis like a star

And she’s laughin' at me in a bathroom stall

And she’s laughin' at me in Montreal

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