Angry Man on Small Train - Luke Haines

A tiny church by the bedroom door frame where

Tiny villagers sing songs of praise to

Homy, die cast and unruled paints

I’m the angry man on the small train

Bring back hanging is but kingdom brew now

This is the nonstop train to Hull

Dad’s in the shed polishing his Balsa wood plane

I’m the angry man on a small train

Ooo, I love you

I love you though you’re not very tall

My hand’s on the whistle, my foot’s on the brake

And there’s a lady of the lake

And she sings a love song to Airfix spade

I’m the angry man on a small train

Secret stations closed in the war

The ticket inspector is half an inch tall

Bring back hanging, bring back shame

I’m the angry man on a small train

Angry man on a small train