Less Teeth More Tits - Lunachicks

Miss Demeanor on the stage, a Miss Hap-oh i implore you

It’s no Miss-tery I don’t wanna know you

But Miss America I can’t ignore you

You can’t wipe out all our progress with your little cotton ball

Slice and dice your face to perfection

Slip up a word and down you fall

Teeth are capped, lipo-sucked

Hair is set and nose is contoured

Tummy’s tucked and boobs are lifted

Uncross your legs and your pantyhose shifted

Am I smilin enough?

Am I smilin too much?

Am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch?

Hi, how are you, how high are you?

Less teeth and more tits

It’s never enough

You’ll never be good enough

You got Less Teeth & More Tits

What a bunch of hypocrites tryin to change the world

Bonded tooth smiles travel so many miles

How you gonna change the world?

I wanna see something else

I wanna see something else

You put the extra in ordinary

You add the minus to the plus size

You put the blues into my brown eye

You put the «turd» into saturday

You can’t wipe out all our progress with your little cotton ball

Slice and dice your ass to perfection

Slip up a word and down you fall

Am I smilin enough?

Am I smilin too much?

Am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch?

Hi, how are you, how high are you

Less teeth and more tits

It’s never enough

You’ll never be good enough

You got Less Teeth & More Tits

What a bunch of hipocrits tryin to change the world

Bonded tooth smiles travel so many miles

Whatcha gonna do now?

Something different and meaningful

That makes your smiles not seem so evil

When that crown falls off your head

Will you still feel better off dead yeah?

I wanna see something else

Why won’t you show me something else?