Driving In My Car - Madness

Ive been driving in my car, its not quite a jaguar

I bought it in primrose hill from a bloke from brazil

It was made in fifty-nine in a factory by the tyne

It says morris on the door, the g.p.o.

owned it before

I drive in it for my job, the governor calls me a slob

But I dont really care, give me some gas and the open air

Its a bit old but its mine, I mend it in my spare time

Just last week I changed the oil, the rocker valves and the coil

Just last week I changed the oil

Last week it went round the clock, I also had a little knock

I dented somebodys fender, he learnt not to park on a bender, ha ha ha

Ive been driving in my car, it dont look much but Ive been far

I drive up to muswell hill, Ive even been to selsey bill

I drove along the a45, I had her up to 58

This copper stopped me the other day, youre mistaken what could I say

The tyres were a little worn, they were o.k., I could have sworn

I like driving in my car, Im satisfied Ive got this far

I like driving in my car, it dont look much but Ive been far

I like driving in my car, even with a flat tyre

I like driving in my car, its not quite a jaguar

I like driving in my car, Im satisfied Ive got this far