From the Air - Mandy Patinkin

Good evening, this is your captain

We are about to attempt a crash landing

Please extinguish all cigarettes

Place your tray tables in their upright, locked position

Your captain says: «Put your head on your knees»

Your captain says: «Put your head in your hands»

Captain says: «Put your hands on your head»

«Put your hands on your hips»

Hehehe

This is your captain, and we are going down

We are all going down, together

And I said: «Uh oh»

«This is gonna be some day»

Stand by

This is the time

And this the record of the time

This the time

And this the record… of the time

Um

This is your captain again

You know

I’ve got a funny feeling

I’ve seen this all before

Why?

Because I’m a caveman

Why?

Because I’ve got eyes in the back of my head

Why?

It’s the heat

Stand by

This is the time

And this is the record of the time

This is the time

And this is the record… of the time

Put your hands over your eyes

Jump out of the plane

There is no pilot

You are not alone

Stand by

This is the time

And this is the record of the time

This is the time

And this is the record of the time