Blame Canada (From: South Park) - Marc Shaiman

Times have changed, our kids are getting worse

They won’t obey their parents, they just want to fart and curse!

Should we blame the government?

Or blame society?

Or should we blame the images on TV?

No!

Blame Canada

Everyone: Blame Canada

With all their beady little eyes

And flappin' heads so full of lies

Blame Canada!

Blame Canada!

We need to form a full assault

It’s Canada’s fault!

Don’t blame me for my son Stan

He saw the darn cartoon and now he’s off to join the Klan!

And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf

But now when I see him he tells me to (OH!) myself!

Well, blame Canada

Everyone: Blame Canada

It seems that everything’s gone wrong

Since Canada came along!

Blame Canada!

Blame Canada

They’re not even a real country, anyway

My son could’ve been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true

Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue

Everyone: Should we blame the matches?

Should we blame the fire?

Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?

Sheila: Heck no!

Blame Canada

Blame Canada

With all their hockey hullabaloo

And that Anne Murray too

Everyone: Blame Canada!

Shame on Canada

The smut we must stop

The trash we must smash

Laughter and fun

Must all be undone

We must blame them and cause a fuss

Before someone thinks of blaming us!