Guy Town - Mark Rivers, Jerry Minor

Nick: Jay, this place is a total bummer

Jay: Are you kidding me?

There’s a place I know

Where the dudes all go

Where there’s no female scorn and hassle

It’s a bachelor’s dream

Every man is a king

Of his one-room shag-rug castle

We’ve got booze and lube and Lexapro

We don’t need the outside world

And a sex position topiary garden

Where every bush is girl-on-girl

We’re talking about Guy Town

It’s a bachelor’s stay-cation

Guy Town

A testosterone celebration

Guy Town

We’re a lonely dude nation

Guy Town

Forget your woes

Embrace the bros

In Guy Town!

Now you can do as you please

Hang your balls in the breeze

Free of society’s uptight gaze

I lived here in 1971

And saw more shaft than Isaac Hayes!

You can barcalounge

By the swimming pool

Don’t mind the sheen of sweat and pubes

Just be careful of the penis worms

(Penis worms) Hey, even we’re all dudes!

Because we’re in Guy Town

A bro-topia sensation

Guy Town

A divorcee plantation

Guy Town

It’s a player’s coronation

Lose the ring and

Live the dream

In Guy Town!