Down on the Farm - MC Chris

It’s mc chris keep your head low

Stay in your car you better go home

Cause there’s nothin' but starch in the corn below

Gettin' down on the farm not on the down low

With a shovel and hoe you sold the land

With a burger and fries from the hotdog stand

Just the sun and a doobie and a farmers tan

Just an empty old barn and a bored rock band

Chillin at the seminole fucked up on tobacco

Kids dive in with Tom to go back home

Life’s a vacuum but here it’s wide open

While your busy mopin' I’m in the dark gropin'

Down on the farm motorcycles not mopeds

Dead old ladys not dreadlocked dead heads

Carburetor on the front lawn, lemonade on the porch

Luke was a farm boy before he used the force

word up

You don’t know who you are with your dope beats and your fat porsches

Name is mc chris I prefer back porches

Don’t try to file a case cause you got no sources

The laws on my side cause the law I enforces

On your stupid styles they’re just dumb

Tougher than leather your not tougher than my gun

Cause we hold our own out in the mid west

We don’t need gunin' law with him we’re not impressed

Don’t wanna run away like Wendy and Peter Pan

Call it the Bible belt I call it Neverland

Sippin' down chili dogs outside the Tastee Freeze

Diane sittin' on Jacky’s lap hands between his knees

Down on the farm with shoot the queen with a gun?

Don’t cause no harm just wanna have fun

Drink Pabst, race cars, maybe tip a cow

Down on the farm I’m down with a hoe down

Oh mc chris you’re so nice only 25 dollars

You say cowboy I say cow

If the shit goes down

If the shit goes down (better be ready)

If the shit goes down (better be ready)

If the shit goes down (better be ready)

If the shit goes down I got my six shooter

Get your ass outta town I’m a boosted roto rooter

More like Norman Bates unlike Uncle Jesse or Cooter

Name is mc chris I don’t miss now pass the buddha

Showdown at sundown Daisy Duke at my side

Honey says you don’t get shot I’m sure to be your bride

I replied hell yeah as the gun did decide

Sink into the soil as Black Bart grabbed his heart and died

There’s no way you’ll survive