Halloween - MC Chris

I shoulda brushed my teeth i got cavaties

Mom and dad said no sugar till halloween

To tell you the truth i love baby ruth

But what it does to my tooth is very uncouth

I love razzle and spree but i don’t want gum disease

I love rootbeer barrels but im scared of losing my teeth

I brush twice a day and im flossin for real

Sometimes i need a snack that don’t come in a peel

I need something sweet i feel defeated and weak

Gotta have my fix or homeboy’s gonna freak

My bubble’s gonna break if i don’t get some bubble tape

Pouch of big league chew will do popeye’s spinach would be great

Sour cherries very awesome sour patch is good in batches

Sweedish fish my favorite dish it satiates the masses

Lemonheads make me pucker red hots make me snots

I’d like some mike and ikes now and later if you gots

You know i got the motts but i hope there’s no penance

Afraid i’ve done some damage now i’m off to the dentist

I shoulda brushed my teeth i got cavaties

Mom and dad said no sugar till halloween

Bad news what i’m totally busted

My molars are appauling i’ve got neglected bicuspids

My mom and dad are mad at me i gotta couple cavities

Stuck with celery sticks i’ve been tricked it’s a tragedy

Apples and oranges which can be delicious

Banana and berries which i’ve heard are nutricious

My kingdom for a bottle cap this crap is malicious

Fall to pieces just like reeses cuz these sweets are suspicious

Candy tastes good but it’s not good for u

Ur parents aren’t mad they truly adore you

We all eat sweets we know that they’re awesome

Ur smile should shine like my signal in gotham

Before i hoover candy i will halt with hesitation

Everything in moderation even moderation

My chompin congregation needs brushin on occasion

Sweets cannot be beat but even teeth need a vacation

I shoulda brushed my teeth i got cavaties

Mom and dad said no sugar till halloween