Hipster Hunter - MC Chris

I reside in Brooklyn let it be known

2005 the water front was the zone

That’s when I arrived I was fresh off the boat

The isle was ATL and it was swell to be home

Couldn’t go to Queens, greek priests look like sith

Couldn’t go to Bronx cause that’s where the real rappers live

Couldn’t live in Jersey cause some ex’s wanna hurt me

Couldn’t happen in Manhattan cause I’m just a fan like fergie

So even though it really hurt I went ahead with Billy Burke

And it was so convenient the break seemed like this could really work

Then I started countin' jerks found them out was quite a stir

Had to get Excel just to tell how many that there were

Easy to identify I learned how to hunt them

Missing from the crib and first to flame them and I dumped them

Know what I say fuck them a defensively fashioned function

You think that they’d be fun but that’s a dumb assumption

Party’s nonstop til cops come a knockin' til bodies start bobbin'

I’m the hipster hunter

Prescription pill popping, collective cock blockin', I’m dead d-bag droppin

I’m the hipster hunter

Cause they’re borderline squatters, peg legged bastards

Jeans so tight make your balls say the password

My point is these is pirates and they all got bands

They got really cute girlfriend’s all I got’s my hand

You don’t even understand how I can mock a motley crew

I prefer a park with cynics a park with Polish prostitutes

I prefer piano why because their sound is really sad

No one seems to noticed monsters rarely have to make these bands

I detect your defects are in need for respect

And Mr. boogie nights with the very hairy v neck

Hey asshole wearin' scary specs like you are Tom Daschle

Hang you off a roof make you hum Crystal Castles

It’s invite only to my gallery show

Then I turn on the gas cause they all gotta goooo

You cut coke like it’s class you beg for a bus pass

Rock the Rachel Ray scarf and Glenn Frey’s moustache

Party’s nonstop til cops come a knockin' til bodies start bobbin'

I’m the hipster hunter

Prescription pill popping collective cock blockin' I’m dead d-bag droppin

I’m the hipster hunter

I’m the hipster hunter