Muppet Babies - MC Chris

next time your parents fight i’ll meet you on the roof

i’ll be there when u need me when u see me that’s the proof

every time you’re feeling lonely like you haven’t got a friend

if you feelin disrespected then your honor i’ll defend

everybody’s at a party and i’m left all to my lonesome

you’ll suddenly appear and say hey why don’t we bone some?

when that guy gives you that bloody nose i’ll beat him to the punch

when i’m ostracized bc of size you’ll sit with me at lunch

and when they call me fat and fag you’ll kick them in the balls

and when i’m feeling like a freak you’ll tell them you’re appalled

speak so highly can’t deny the opinions that you hold

not only do i love you now i’ll do it when we’re old

let’s live another life where we’re always side by side

let’s hold each other’s hands until the day we die

every morning go exploring maybe find a stegosaurus

build a treehouse in a forest and hope everyone ignores us

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let’s be muppet babies

let’s grow up in the 80's

when it’s girls ask to boys i won’t have to wait to skate

other kids would be amazed like how did they get so brave

what are they doing in the basement bet they been to all the bases

and when i get pissed ur the one i run away with

live right next to each other we’ll be speaking like spies

flash light morse code is a mode we devised

walkie talkies then phones never stop communication

discussin every topic there’s no stop to conversation

fights won’t be these obstacles impossible to avoid

we’re not reeling from relationships that made us feel destroyed

we’ll actually be people not a bunch of people problems

we’ll actually be prepared for life and always carry condoms

of course i’ll be ur clarence when your parents get divorced

help me deal with dad’s drinking so it won’t become my course

all the traumas upon us will be gone in a flash

we’ll leave it in the past kick back and relax

first french kiss is with someone that i love

not the girl that blew the bully that was known the push and shove

experiment in merriment no embarrassment when we mate

we won’t ever need a date our calendars correlate

when i move to strange locales you’re the gal that’s going with

so i’m never seen as stranger or a drifter that’s adrift

have careers and we’ll encourage so we won’t be lazy loafs

have diplomas and a focus so we won’t be crazy broke

i won’t need to overeat never start to slur my speech

there won’t be an empty hole to fill you’ll be my puzzle piece

we won’t need donuts or drugs all of our holes will be plugged

broken mugs become hugs and nugs become snugs

maybe our problems were prerequisites for the life we love today

maybe pain shapes the best of us the parts that aren’t so lame

we need failure and rejection maybe pain is in the planning

i’d rather be muppet babies shhh here comes the nanny

let’s be muppet babies

grow up in the 80's

we’ll always be together

always saying samesies

i won’t worry about the ladies

you won’t worry about the fellas

we’ll never have to fake it

we’ll make everybody jealous

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