Nerd Cave - MC Chris

I don’t shave when I’m chilling in my nerd cave

Get baked like everyday my birthday

Antisocial with anxiety and acne

So I settle for surround and a flat screen

I know it’s wrong all day long in a coma

Watching Troma eating powdered donuts

Got a Big Gulp always time for soda

Can’t get up even though I am a grown up

I like to read, smoke weed, throw grenades

I got the culdesac crack, I’ll stick you for days

I got a kid from Mississip talking shit in my ear

I’d ask everyone over but that would be weird

I like HBO shows, Dead Wood and The Wire

All I ask is do not touch my series of busts

When I get itchin'

When I get tore up or someone’s thrown up in the kitchen

That’s a kitchen that you can bet that is bitchin'

I don’t shave when I’m chilling in my nerd cave

I get baked like everyday my birthday

Antisocial with anxiety and acne

So I settle for surround and a flat screen

I don’t shave when I’m chilling in my nerd cave

Get baked like everyday my birthday

Antisocial with anxiety and acne

So I settle for surround and a flat screen

I start smellin' when I’m dwellin' in my nerd cave

I’m a side boob dude watch me burst paste

I know it’s bad having a pad as a bachelor

I know it’s weak, having to speak dealer password.

Big ol' bites is my vice also fast food.

I don’t get at you 'cause I’m in a bad mood.

Got a stack of Blockbusters all past due.

Got a stack of in the bathroom.

Got a lack of motivation and a vacuum.

No regrets, just sweats and my tattoos.

I don’t shave when I’m chilling in my nerd cave

I get baked like everyday my birthday

Antisocial with anxiety and acne

So I settle for surround and a flat screen

I don’t shave when I’m chilling in my nerd cave

Get baked like everyday my birthday

Antisocial with anxiety and acne

So I settle for surround and a flat screen

I don’t shave when I’m chilling in my nerd cave

Get baked like everyday my birthday

Antisocial with anxiety and acne

So I settle for surround and a flat screen

I don’t shave when I’m chilling in my nerd cave

Get baked like everyday my birthday

Antisocial with anxiety and acne

So I settle for surround and a flat screen