Pop Punk Is Dead - MC Chris

Mr. Chandler, Mr. Ward’s here to see you

Hey MC!

Tim, Tim Chand-MC Chris in the house

Haha, yeah

Tim Chandler, New Pop.

How are you, sir?

I’m good, how are you?

I’m great, sir.

And you?

Ha… ha…I'm good.

Listen, have a seat

Thank you, thank you very much.

This is comfortable…

Thank you, Princess.

You can go…

Oh.okay

Ohhh.

Let me start by thanking you for a second

Okay…

The album… I got the preorders in, they look great.

The album sounds great

Thanks a lot

You look like a million bucks

Thank you, thank you very much

Uhhhhh…

What-what's the matter, Mr Chandler?

You look like… is something the matter?

You don’t know what I’m going through.

It’s becoming more and more appearant as

the days tick by in my head that… that pop punk is dead…

What?!

…and hip hop is the wave of the future

Well… I guess it could be… I mean we don’t know for sure

These bands, they have nothing to sing about except how girls they loved and

then the girls didn’t love them and they… mmmmmmm

Look c’mon that’s good music, Mr

Ugh… gimme a break

Mr. Ch-

Egghead’s got a song about how hot dogs taste good… I know hot dogs taste good!

I know you do, sir

I eat hot dogs!

I know, you have some on your desk…

Ohhhh… Dirt Bike Annie, sure they got a woman in the band… but she’s married!

But, it’s a great ban-

It’s a cock-tease band!

There my, there my friends, dude

They tease my cock

Mr. Chandler…

Listen up.

You kid, you’re where it’s a cause you can actually have sex with

women for christ’s sake

Well… I do…

That’s what I’m looking for, a man’s man

Yeah… yeah, that’s who I am

Allllright… Get the fuck out of my office

O… o…o…okay…Mr.

Chandler… thanks for seeing me…

Uh huh…