Punk Rock Academy - MC Chris

I was fighting the mold in my bowl with my pee

When a thought popped into my brain

If all of us hated high school so much

Why was nothing ever changed?

So i called Brian up, with my plan that’s red hot

It was a private institution in the name of punk-rock

We got some government funding

And our own private road

And 666 for our radio snow code

I had a dream, when I was in high school

That I attended, the punk rock academy

I had a dream, when I was in high school

That I attended the punk rock academy

Chris Jensen’s teaching science & he’s still running mountain

We fired the guy from bad religion cuz he sold punk rock out

And we’ll give the dirty punks a dip & get rid of all their fleas

And we’ll never ever buy anything with a UPC

I had a dream, when I was in high school

That I attended, the punk rock academy

I had a dream, when I was in high school

That I attended the punk rock academy

And no one made fun of me

At the punk rock academy

Where all the students

They’re diagnosed with A.D.D

Take me home tonight

I don’t wanna let you go till the feeling’s right

Take me home tonight

I don’t wanna let you go till the feeling’s right

We will import a token jock, & then we’ll kick his token ass!

And there will never ever be a physical education class!

Think about it and you’ll agree

It’s the bizzity bizzity bomb!

And maybe we can get assuck to play the senior prom!

I had a dream, when I was in high school

That I attended, the punk rock academy

I had a dream, when I was in high school

That I attended the punk rock academy

And no one made fun of me