Smackababy - MC Chris

Spare the rod, spoil the child

Fuck that shit I’m about to go wild

Went to the backyard found myself a switch

Wimpy little shit is about to get hit

Upside the head with a bucket of sand

Fucking shit up cause I’m fuckin intense

I’m tenser than fuck I’m denser than shrubs

I’m straight out the pub with a fistful of fuck you

Whatcha gonna do, where you gonna sit

Beat that bad butt with a hickory stick

Lickity split, sick of these kids

Want my side of corn and a bucket of ribs

Fuck em up quick

Don’t miss my game

Every little sound a little light in my brain

So don’t complain, like I’m always saying

Might get the belt or the bicycle chain

Smackababy in the morning, smackababy in the light

Smackababy in the evening if you’re feelin like a fight

Smackababy in your home, smackababy on a train

Smackababy anywhere you like just please do not refrain

Smackababy, smackababy, smackababy, c’mon

Smackababy make me go crazy

Smackababy, smackababy, smackababy, c’mon

Smackababy make me go crazy

Beat that boy, hurl that girl

Heres two tickets to a tilt-a-whirl

Pump that pup, choke that chap

Show em who’s boss, ain’t takin' no crap

Ain’t takin' no mess, ain’t takin no guff

Ain’t takin' no less so you better bite your tongue

Better watch your mouth, better stay in line

Gonna get gone or I’m gonna get mine

So shut the fuck up and let me chill

Bring me a beer and a bottle of pills

Sit real still don’t make a peep

Or I’ll get my sickle and reap my seed

I love you kid cause you’re my kin

TV’s on and you don’t say shit

Take off your shoes and stay off the couch

And just get lost, shut your motherfuckin mouth

Smackababy in the morning, smackababy in the light

Smackababy in the evening if you’re feelin like a fight

Smackababy in your home, smackababy on a train

Smackababy anywhere you like just please do not refrain

Smackababy, smackababy, smackababy, c’mon

Smackababy make me go crazy

Smackababy, smackababy, smackababy, c’mon

Smackababy make me go crazy

[Man: You are MC Chris

MC Chris Uh no

Man: I got all your cassette tapes

MC Chris: I. I'm not mc chris he’s dead

Man: MC Chris I got all your cassette tapes

MC Chris: I never put out cassette tapes and he’s dead

Man: I got here.

I got.I got this song

MC Chris: And uh I can’t

Man: I got this song idea for you

MC Chris: I’m in a hurry

Man: I got this song

MC Chris: I gotta

Man: It’s about

MC Chris: Uh I just gotta

Man: It’s about babys

MC Chris: I’m act.

I'm actually in a hurry

Man: Called smackababy

MC Chris: It’s a very interesting title

Man: hang on

MC Chris: I’m in a hurry I just.

Man: Hang on hang on

MC Chris: ok

Man: Hold tight sir I need to get in tune.]

Smackababy in the morning, smackababy in the light

Smackababy in the evening if you’re feelin like a fight

Smackababy in your home, smackababy on a train

Smackababy anywhere you like just please do not refrain

Smackababy, smackababy, smackababy, c’mon

Smackababy make me go crazy

Smackababy, smackababy, smackababy, c’mon

Smackababy make me go crazy

Smackababy in the morning, smackababy in the light

Smackababy in the evening if you’re feelin like a fight

Smackababy in your home, smackababy on a train

Smackababy anywhere you like just please do not refrain

Smackababy, smackababy, smackababy, c’mon

Smackababy make me go crazy

Smackababy, smackababy, smackababy, c’mon

Smackababy make me go crazy