Zombie T-Rex - MC Lars, Stza Crack

The zombie t-rex is back

Undead swag with that old-school rap

'Cause it’s Kurtis Blow with that Nerdist flow

Getting pterodactyl fly on the track

Four records deep, five EPs

One mixtape, guess you can’t kill me?

Poison when I spit it, Komodo dragon (yeah)

Nerdcore royalty, kimono draggin'

Sesquipedalian loquaciousness

No rapper ever born dared to rhyme like this

MC Lars with the rhythmic alacrity

Oratory skills 'causing mad catastrophe

'Cause my whole crew’s sick, like Kubrick

Got your eyes wide shut for this apocalypse

Let’s face it, I’m an awesome rapper, post-punk laptop velociraptor

No, I won’t dumb it down for the mainstream fan

'cause the mainstream fan has lame taste man (yeah I said it)

And I’m flying over hurdles

Keep it underground like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

See, a funny thing happened on my way to the stage

Waylaid by a stegosaurs snacking on my leg

When I made my escape it was way too late

Got that T-virus strain all up in my veins

Bringing pain like the Necronomicon

Iguanodon loose up at Comic-Con

Tearing up your lawn like a mochlodon

Take away your girl like I was Donkey Kong

Jurassic park this van in your city every time I rock a show

'cause the fans all bounce when I light up the room with my pyroclastic flow,

yo!

Ahhh!

I’m a zombie t-rex!

(No mercy, no surrender, zombie t-rex I’m killing it forever) (x4)

'Cause I make that smart music

That hard DIY from the heart music

That «Lars, he came to straight rock it,» music

That burning down your local Hot Topic music

That KRS-One on my album music

That of you course I’ve read up on Malcolm music

That PMA all day music

That guy who gave you K. Flay music

That RIP Pat Wood music

That only want to do a bit of good music

That got here on my own music

That hey it’s «Weird Al» in my phone music

That lit-hop Edgar Allan Poe music

That show your English teacher how to flow music

That, TED Talk, read a book music

That look it’s STZA Crack on the hook music like

Ahhh!

I’m a zombie t-rex!

(No mercy, no surrender, zombie t-rex I’m killing it forever) (x4)

Skip Turner: «Our top story tonight, a herd of zombie dinosaurs is lose in San

Francisco, causing my damage and destruction than the city has ever seen.

We go now live to the Golden Gate Bridge, where a zombie tyrannosaurs rex is

currently ripping apart the suspension cables and pushing cars into the bay.»

Ahhh!

I’m a zombie t-rex!

(Killing it forever)

Ahhh!

I’m a zombie t-rex!

(No mercy, no surrender, zombie t-rex I’m killing it forever) (x2)

Skip Turner (continued): «Coming up after the break, San Francisco has already

seen it’s local coffee markets impacted by these zombie dinosaurs.

What these developments mean for your organic arabica.

And then,

enterprising young people are bringing gentrification to dinosaur caves and

dens.

We find the city’s best apocalyptic food trucks… and finally an Oxford

study finds that white kids are still not hyphy.

What can you do to help?

We’ll cover it, after the break.»