The Mole People - Michael Feinstein

One day an archaeologist was digging underground

And he dug through mud and he dug through stones

And he dug cleared down to the great unknown

And what you suppose he found, running all around

The mole people, they lived in a hole people

Deep down in the earth

They’ve dug the busy world of their own

Listen, you’ll hear them

Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy

Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy

Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp

You might wonder just what do they do under

They happen to drive-in movie, TV or telephone

All they can do is Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy

Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy

Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp

In the lower birth, underneath the earth

You’ll see them zag and zig

They never fly, same as you and I To get somewhere they dig, dig, dig

Mole people, they live in a hole people

They’re under Mount Everest and the Okie Fanokie Swamp

They have to dig and hack, China and back

So they’ll have room for romp

So they chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy

Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy

Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp

Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy

Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy

Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp

Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy

Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy

Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp

Under Boston mass, they’re a better class

They have that Harvard block

What a mess at a Bronx address

A subway train came through the wall

Mole people, they live in a hole people

They’re under Mount Everest and the Okie Fanokie Swamp

They have to dig and hack to China in fact

So they’ll have room to romp

So they chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy

Chomp-a-didy, chomp-a-didy

Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp

Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp