I Finally Passed the Bar - Michael Peterson

There’s a party in my honor at my house, tonight

A few of my ol' drinking buddies will be droppin' by

They’ll come to celebrate my graduation

After eight long years of higher education

Here’s to me, I finally passed the bar

As I drove by that ol' honky tonk still tuggin' at my heart

I never dreamed that neon night school would ever be so hard

I can’t believe at last, I finally passed the bar

I’ve got an awful lot of memories that I can’t recall

But I know from those old stories, I must have had a ball

Well, with the money that I spent on my tuition

What would you do hoss?

Well, I could retire and spend the rest of my life fishin', oh well

Here’s to me, I finally passed the bar

As I drove by that ol' honky tonk still tuggin' at my heart

I never dreamed that neon night school would ever be so hard

I can’t believe at last, I finally passed the bar

I was first in my class to the bottom of a glass

But it was killin' me, tell me about it

I used to get loaded

But now I’ve been voted most likely to succeed

Here’s to me, I finally passed the bar

As I drove by that ol' honky tonk still tuggin' at my heart

I never dreamed that neon night school would ever be so hard

Well, I can’t believe at last, I finally passed the bar

I can’t believe at last, I finally passed the bar

Congratulations