27 Jennifers - Mike Doughty

I went to school with 27 Jennifers

16 Jenns, 10 Jennies, and then there was her

It’s the sweet shine of

Yeah, force of divine love

The blessed arrival of you

You might be the one that I’ve been seeking for

You might be the strange delightful

You might be the girly who shall end all girls

You might be the sweet unspiteful

I rode the bus with 27 Jennifers

16 Jenns, 10 Jennies disapproved of her

Yeah, get from my sight, man

Gladness is a blight, and

Happiness stinks up the room