Rona Pollona - Mike Doughty, Andrew Livingston

Don’t touch the box, don’t touch the shelf

Don’t touch the people, don’t touch yourself

Lysol sprayed on the wheel

No hugging, no shaking, hand-holding, no feel

Savoir faire

Pikachu pillowcase mask, looking debonair

Conversating with an Amazon bot

Whataburger drive-thru dressing like an astronaut

Do the Rona Pollona, yes

You do the Rona Pollona

You won’t know it if you’re doing it right

You’re never knowing it if you’re doing it right

You won’t know it if you’re doing it right

If you’re doing it right

Fuck that curve, fuck Mnuchin

If I was a kid, I’d find me a store to loot

Chin up!

At least you learned to use the phone

Soderburgh reboot of Home Alone’s what you live

Don’t watch the vain man who can’t forgiv

Jesus would, for the common good

I’ve got th mask on, I’m laying in the cut

At the Dunkin' like an extra in Eyes Wide Shut

Do the Rona Pollona (Yeah)

You do the Rona Pollona, right

You won’t know it if you’re doing it right

You’re never knowing it if you’re doing it right

You won’t know it if you’re doing it right

If you’re doing it right, if you’re doing it right

Homer in the hedges, scrub down the edges

Voice is in your head like a lil' tiny Cardi B

On the ledge with a box of wipes next to me

If I jump, they’ll scrape me up

Throw me in sanitized SuperGulp cup

Come correct with a stimulus check

And buy a yellow Esteem I’m unsure when

But I’ll jet before they close down France again

You know it

(Totally)

(I'm saying)

(That's what I’m saying)

(Uh, yeah, yeah)

Do the Rona Pollona, uh

You do the Rona Pollona

You won’t know it if you’re doing it right

You’re never knowing it if you’re doing it right

You won’t know it if you’re doing it right

If you’re doing it right

You won’t know it if you’re doing it right

You’re never knowing it if you’re doing it right

You won’t know it if you’re doing it right

If you’re doing it right, if you’re doing it right

You won’t know it if you’re doing it right

You’re never knowing it if you’re doing it right

You won’t know it if you’re doing it right

(If you’re doing it right)