Ass Backwards - Mindless Self Indulgence

Hello Children!

Would you like to hear a story?

Well okay then.

Let me tell you the story about

One motherfucker

Two motherfuckers

Three motherfuckers

Four motherfuckers

One motherfucker

Two motherfuckers

Three motherfuckers

They were born to roll

Well I rock and you roll

And I’m a stupid motherfucker going out of control

I’ma break the English language with my four letter flow

I know you fucking hate it, that’s what I’m paid for

Cause I roll and you rock

And if you don’t fucking like it you can suck on my cock

You wanna get down I’m on fuck patrol

The lights are on, but nobody’s home

Why can’t you just admit it that I’m better than you?

You better just admit it cause you know that it’s true

I’m gonna bring your world crashing down around you

I’m gonna fuck you up without further ado

Because

I go about things the wrong way, baby

Ass backwards

Ass backwards

Oh my!

They’re having quite an adventure!

Let’s turn the page and see what the fuck they do next

Cause I’m hard and you’re soft

I’m not only the client, but I’m also the boss

Just like Pete Doherty and Kate Moss

I’ma hit rock bottom with a round of applause

Cause I’m soft and you’re hard

And I’m the pussy wussy bugle boy from company retard

I should have quit this shit long ago

But I can’t say no to all the fucking dough

Oh my goodness!

Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in X8

Well, that’s all for now

Goodnight, stupid children